Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[The-White-Elephant]

Most of my crushes are.

Wait! You have MULTIPLE?!

 

[The-White-Elephant]

Kind of are what? Talking to guys? Well, I mean in real life. It's easy online.

Oh, that makes more sense then, same thing here I guess.

 

[Bakbuk]

Wait! You have MULTIPLE?!

HAD. At different times.

 

[Bakbuk]

NOW do you all have any idea why I don't like talking about this stuff??

 

[The-White-Elephant]

HAD. At different times.

Oooh. Ok. That’s a relief

 

[The-White-Elephant]

NOW do you all have any idea why I don't like talking about this stuff??

Not really

 

[Bakbuk]

This is madness. WE NEED WAR!!
@azurbanclucker this is your fault.

 

[Everose]

It's easy online.

And in real life. They speak a shortened version of our English language. Way less adjectives and no abbreviations. And grunts, growls and harrumphs means they need to be fed.

 

[Little Baby Bean]

NOW do you all have any idea why I don't like talking about this stuff??

Yes. It's so much easier to do online though.

Also, earlier when I said that I would be the one you would talk to about crushes, I pretty much was referring to if you were my friend in real life. Like my sisters and my old best friends!

 

[Little Baby Bean]

And in real life. They speak a shortened version of our English language. Way less adjectives and no abbreviations. And grunts, growls and harrumphs means they need to be fed.

Wait, guys? Sounds like you're talking about a caveman here or something.