Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Everose]

You know I didn't make that story up at all. It really happened. Are you really happy that I almost died?

No, but I do hope that you at least learned how to chew and swallow.

 

[All4Eggz]

No, but I do hope that you at least learned how to chew and swallow.

I knew how to chew and swallow. It's just the texture and stringiness made it hard. And the taste It was one of my first times trying it.

 

[Everose]

In what way?

Your poll is multiple choice. You haters can pick all choices multiple times. Your poll is also hidden. We can't see how many actual members you have.

 

[All4Eggz]

We can't see how many actual members you have.

Good. All I know is that we have more than you

 

[TheOddOneOut]

What if you feel vaguely neutral about asparagus?
Don't love it, don't hate it?

 

[Everose]

Good. All I know is that we have more than you

Whatever sprinkles your donuts

 

[Amer]

*Catches broccoli in mouth* "Yum!"

*does same*

 

[All4Eggz]

What if you feel vaguely neutral about asparagus?
Don't love it, don't hate it?

I would accept you to our team, as long as you do not make any comments FOR asparagus .

 

[Amer]

*runs to enemy lines*
*grabs all vegetables*
*burns asparagus*
*makes stir fry from everything else plus wild rice and sweet and sour sauce*
we’re going to eat good tonight

 

[Everose]

I would accept you to our team, as long as you do not make any comments against asparagus .

You've joined us?!?! Mickey, am I reading that right?