Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[arwoon]

I’ve been eating it mine whole life

(Asparagus addictions sometimes causes bad grammar useage, as in this case)

 

[Jenessa_096]

(Asparagus addictions sometimes causes bad grammar useage, as in this case)

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[arwoon]

Exactly! Ya hear this @arwoon ??

No, I didn't HEAR a thing. I SAW it

 

[Jenessa_096]

No, I didn't HEAR a thing. I SAW it

That’s a point there!

 

[arwoon]

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And premature aging

 

[arwoon]

That’s a point there!

In what way

 

[Jenessa_096]

And premature aging

Well how dare you??? (Added accent)

 

[Jenessa_096]

In what way

That you saw it not heard it!

 

[6BeachChicks]

arwoon, would you eat asparagus for money?

 

[arwoon]

Well how dare you??? (Added accent)

---hey, at least I dont look like that