Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[Lacy Duckwing]

I’m on a diet and I’m not allowed to eat fruit. Dad says fruit is for dessert only.
Fruit doesn’t count!

What?! Poor you! No bananas?

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

Yum yum yum! and cucumbers... romaine lettuce !

I do like corn, though, even though it's a grain.

You must be healthier than I thought.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

What?! Poor you! No bananas?

No one should have to live without bananas if they like them

 

[the_peanut_coop]

You must be healthier than I thought.

I.. may have exaggerated my unhealth a bit.

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

No one should have to live without bananas if they like them

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

I.. may have exaggerated my unhealth a bit.

Ok.

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Ok.

Ooh, carrots? I'd eat an onion raw...

 

[Lacy Duckwing]

Ooh, carrots? I'd eat an onion raw...

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Ah! Forgive me

 

[azurbanclucker]

Yum yum yum! and cucumbers... romaine lettuce !

I do like corn, though, even though it's a grain.

Are you sure you aren't one of my tortoises?