Asparagus lubbers VS Asparagus haters (normal people) welcome to the battlefield

[sourland]

@casportpony has over 700!

She's way nicer than me.

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

@casportpony likes asparuagus too, doesn't she. What's happening to the world?

 

[The WinterWolf]

Good morning, It's Asparagus smoothie time. Help yourselves to some.

i will not help myself.

 

[sourland]

i will not help myself.

You can not help yourself, but Asparagus can help you.

 

[The WinterWolf]

You can not help yourself, but Asparagus can help you.

asparagus CAN help me! your right! it can help me by staying out of my presence.

 

[The WinterWolf]

Um. Salary? Salary is yearly pay, so how could you have an hourly salary

Well our teammates don't get paid. Your team uses bribery to get them on your team

i get paid in not having to be near those slimy toothbrush-like types of grass.

 

[The WinterWolf]

If their dog died.

Fun fact: Eve doesn't cry when people in movies die, no matter how young or old. Eve will bawl her eyes out if the dog or horse dies tho

my dog died the same month my chicken did.

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Lol we're obviously still friends. Remember I told you 68% of the time I'm joking? I'm joking. It's not supposed to be offensive.
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I'm joking 109%

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Caught in 7k

 

[All4Eggz]

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But it's actually informative. Is it not?