At the risk of offending Christians AND Atheists

[PineappleMama]

That would be just my luck...

I think I'd then try arguing that I'm really gamey and wouldn't you rather I bought you some take out?

 

[EweSheep]

LOVE IT!!!!!! Not offended at all!

I would love to post it on my FB!

 

[pdsavage]

I found a diffrent twist on it....

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head
to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner
on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided,
sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before
he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other,
landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good
news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a
distance, and he couldn't move. "Oh, Lord," the preacher prayed,
"I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and
hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish...please make
a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its
knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right
at the preacher's feet. "Dear God, bless this food I am about to
receive...."

 

[sonew123]

a riot Deb

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Lol!

 

[LindsayB]

Made me laugh! Love it!

 

[Bantimna]

Nice...one Debi!!

 

[magistradomina]

 

[Dutchgirl]

That is SO funny and I was not offended despite being a Christian... why would that be offending?

 

[mychookschick]

Granted that we don't have to pray like that but that was HILARIOUS!