ATTENTION ALL WRITERS! C'MON!!!

[SBFChickenGirl]

I like not having to do stuff, it’s relaxing. It feels nice to just plop down on the couch and watch Netflix all day while going through hundreds of bags of Cheetos. It makes me enjoy being an adult.

Mmm, cheetos. Now I want some.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

Mmm, cheetos. Now I want some.

I have Cheetos right here. Cheeto Puffs to be exact. This is one of the many things I enjoy about being an adult with good metabolism, you can snack all day without gaining weight. I am skinny as heck, so even if I did gain a few pounds I would still be normal.

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

I might become a doctor, but I wouldn’t become a real medical practitioner until I’m 40 or so if I start now. Right now my main priority is to get some friends again and maybe start dating again. My life has been a mess since 2020 started, and I probably won’t fix it until 2021.

Hey, you can do anything you want if you put your mind to it. The best people come from nothing, yknow?

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Hey, you can do anything you want if you put your mind to it. The best people come from nothing, yknow?

Also @Cluckcluck1215 I LOVE your signature. HP is a great series.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

OH SO NOBODY LIKes MY AMAZING SIGNATURE?!?!

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

OH SO NOBODY LIKes MY AMAZING SIGNATURE?!?!

TBH, I have been contemplating your signature for the past half hour. I think I like the heat of my oven better than chicken XD.

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

TBH, I have been contemplating your signature for the past half hour. I think I like the heat of my oven better than chicken XD.

thank you. I pride myself I’m having the most stupid yet fascinating signatures. I don’t eat chicken, but I saw this on reddit and decided it was too good not to share.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

thank you. I pride myself I’m having the most stupid yet fascinating signatures. I don’t eat chicken, but I saw this on reddit and decided it was too good not to share.

My signature used to be "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
But I've been thinking of changing it to: "To be honest, I don't think it's fair that roosters get to start the day off screaming"

 

[Ihavesomechickens]

My signature used to be "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
But I've been thinking of changing it to: "To be honest, I don't think it's fair that roosters get to start the day off screaming"

My last signature was;
‘ Living a nightmare is just living a below average dream.
Living a dream is just living an above average nightmare.’

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

My last signature was;
‘ Living a nightmare is just living a below average dream.
Living a dream is just living an above average nightmare.’

Yeah, I think I remember seeing that.