Awkward duck seller... (Story)

[cassandrapettersson]

Not crazy. The next meeting could have very sad consequences if the "wierdness" escalates.

I don't think he meant to send the pictures to me, over all he was a nice guy, he just had a piss kink or something...

 

[sourland]

Perfect. Drag someone else into that situation.
Idk I guess if he liked to pee himself you could bring a friend and a couple stun guns.

or dry undershorts and a towel.

 

[The Moonshiner]

or dry undershorts and a towel.

Oh like a thoughtful would be victim?
Great plot twist.

 

[Zuckerbird]

I don't think he meant to send the pictures to me, over all he was a nice guy, he just had a piss kink or something...

Your thread and your profile pic made me laugh so hard. Thank you!

 

[ColtHandorf]

OP may be leaving out some info.
For real who would go meet up with this person?
Surely not me says the Moony.

Afraid you'd get peed on?

 

[The Moonshiner]

Afraid you'd get peed on?

Wouldn't anyone? .......

 

[ColtHandorf]

Wouldn't anyone? .......

I don't think I've ever been in a situation where I was afraid someone would pee on me. lol

 

[sourland]

Wouldn't anyone? .......

apparently not everyone.

 

[ColtHandorf]

apparently not everyone.

I just mean, I don't think I've ever thought to myself, "I'm in danger of being urinated on," unless it's while I'm actively holding my dog, who is having a seizure.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

So I had bought 4 cayuga ducks from a seller, and I was texting him the day before the pick up. Everything was fine, we were talking about poultry birds to own and what not.
And then he sends me (I KID YOU NOT) a picture of him pissing himself...
He deleted it quickly and just said 'oops'
OOPS?... Bro sent me a picture of his pants soaked in piss..
Non the less I still got the ducks and even got 50$ because I had to see that picture

Just Consider yourself lucky there were pants.