Backyard chickens accused of attacking woman at park in San Francisco.

[Claires Poultry]

Another!


I asked: Can I make eggs without a chicken?

It answered: Yes you can make the eggs! These eggs are delicious. Eggs that are made from the raw chicken food are the best option. However, it is very difficult to obtain the required protein and the protein is easily destroyed by heat. If you are considering making chicken eggs from scratch, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully. Do not cook them. Do not eat them. The eggs will give you a disease.


When you make a homemade egg, you don't need to add any eggs! However, if you want to add salt to your egg, add it. It will not make the eggs go bad. Fold the egg twice and then turn around. Stop! There are no eggs there.

Mix the corn and the recycled chicken food after the chicken eats into a bucket and add two cups of raw eggs. It is done. You can eat it!

The best time to make homemade chicken eggs from scratch is during the last week of the previous year when you can easily obtain a license. In addition, the eggs will cook much quicker than those that you buy at a supermarket because the eggs do not contain any food. They have a disease and will hatch into dinosaurs if you put them under a hot light.

 

[Serin]

When will ducks grow whiskers on their feet?

The question of when to introduce a duckling to whiskers is not easily answered. Some ducks will grow a whisker within a day or two, and some ducklings will not have whiskers for months or even years. This depends upon the age of the duckling, as well as the health and diet of the duckling.

How long do I need to hold the duck when I feed it?

The amount of time you hold the duck should be appropriate for the size and age of the duckling. For example, if a 10 lb. duckling is held for 5 minutes, you need to hold the duck for 3 minutes to feed the duck to full size. After 3 minutes, you can begin feeding the duck without holding it. You can use a feeding spoon instead of a hand or a foot if you prefer. If the duckling is very young, you can hold it for no more than one minute.

All of these are so funny but this one just had me cracking up laughing hysterically. The visuals I got from it, how some ducklings get their whiskers so young and others never get them, or thinking of how to feed a duckling with a foot, is too hilarious.

The ducky diapers one from a couple pages back too was great. Printing them on paper, using them as crafts. Oh these are wonderfully stupid.

For mine, I just cut out the last sentence that never finishes. And I have it try again a lot to get the longest story. Some are just a few words.

 

[Serin]

There was a bad, bully chicken, and he was mean. He was the worst kind of bully chicken.

A boy, who was a passenger on the bus at the time, said that as the children were returning to their home from a field trip, the bully chicken started to make some noises. It made a clucking noise that sounded like a cat and a sniffing noise that sounded like a cat and it croaked like a frog. The children got upset. The chicken hit them with bricks. The bricks were from a window.

"When the kids started yelling, I turned around and I saw that the boy was holding his arms up, like he was in pain or something, and then he got off the bus," his father, who was not identified, told ABC. "It really freaked me out."

After the bus driver called police, they arrived and the bully chicken was removed from the bus. It was a chicken. It was not a nice chicken. The bully chicken had a lot of calories.

After the attack, the boy told a school counselor about the incident, and her mother took the boy to see a school psychologist.

The bully chicken was euthanized and will be taken to a zoo.

 

[Willowspirit]

A man tries to lick his cats face as if he's licking a face-cleansing cream (Image Source: Flickr)

And when you do eat your cats, why not add a dollop of honey and some salt?

It'll help to lubricate their teeth, which will help them to swallow even bigger chunks of meat.

How to give your cat a treat (Image Source: Flickr)

4. The food is better than the food you give your dog

A dog is still a member of the family, but he has also been raised by humans, which means that he's learned how to be social, friendly and obedient.

That's why you should never give your dog a food that looks like a food for an animal.

That means no dog treats like dog biscuits, cat nuggets, or chicken nuggets, because these treats have been specially made for dogs, which have a different shape to help them chew and digest food