Backyard chickens accused of attacking woman at park in San Francisco.

Duck found gold in a cave underneath water. The ducks net worth now is incredible!

I have no idea where I'm going with this.

The first and most important rule of economics: if you're buying something, you can't complain about it not being worth it.

This applies to real world economics, too. When someone asks you for money for your time, don't complain about it not being worth $20.

I'm not saying that you should never complain about money, but it's better to ask for what you're
 
Chicken discovered capable of human speech in 2012, and scientists are now working on a human brain implant that could help researchers test the abilities of those who communicate with animals.

The technique allows scientists to monitor the brain activity of animals during real-life interactions, and to manipulate them by sending commands. It has already been tested with monkeys, but not humans.

The team at Boston University used a combination of ultrasound and electroencephalogram (EEG) techniques to monitor the brain activity of four macaque monkeys when they performed a task in a virtual world. The researchers then stimulated their brains to mimic the stimulation of a person's brain to see how they would
 
Chicken discovered capable of human speech in 2012, and scientists are now working on a human brain implant that could help researchers test the abilities of those who communicate with animals.

The technique allows scientists to monitor the brain activity of animals during real-life interactions, and to manipulate them by sending commands. It has already been tested with monkeys, but not humans.

The team at Boston University used a combination of ultrasound and electroencephalogram (EEG) techniques to monitor the brain activity of four macaque monkeys when they performed a task in a virtual world. The researchers then stimulated their brains to mimic the stimulation of a person's brain to see how they would
That's a good one!! :wee
 
This one is horrible! Beware!

If you can't believe a duck can fly, wait until you see a duck that doesn't fly anymore. A duck that doesn't fly was discovered in New York on Friday.


Liz Davenport, who was walking her dogs in the city's East Harlem neighborhood, snapped a photo of the "terribly beautiful" duck with a "ridiculously huge bill" that had been hiding underneath the bird's wings.


But before she knew it, the bill fell off.


The bird's body became so bloated it no longer fit inside its body cavity, and it died of thirst and starvation.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
I typed in "duck found new type of flower" ...
 
OMG this is a trip.

I put in "When I was a boy, I saw a chicken"

and this was the story it made for me:

When I was a boy, I saw a chicken give birth to a chicken," he says, "And then a baby chicken gave birth to another chicken, and then a duck gave birth to a duck, and so on. They were all born with the same egg."

When the egg hatched, the mother chicken would begin to fight to protect the baby that she had created. The mother chicken would fly out of her nest and make a "quack" noise, which sounded like the cluck of a duck, and the duck would "cluck" back, which sounds like the quack of a chicken. Soon the two of them were arguing and bickering and the mother duck flew away.

The next morning the mother chicken ate the baby ducks one by one until there was one left, and then it adopted the baby duck as a new baby chick. The chicken had an ex-boyfriend who hit the baby duck with a hammer when it was very young and it died. It is so sad that the police do not care about these little children and just treat them like birds. They do not see them as people. The mother chicken was later also arrested for allegedly throwing water at the police officers. She said: "My son was killed for being a baby. This was a hate crime from the baby duck's father."

The child was pronounced dead at the scene from head injuries.
 
Duck found gold in a cave underneath water. The ducks net worth now is incredible!

I have no idea where I'm going with this.

The first and most important rule of economics: if you're buying something, you can't complain about it not being worth it.

This applies to real world economics, too. When someone asks you for money for your time, don't complain about it not being worth $20.

I'm not saying that you should never complain about money, but it's better to ask for what you're

Chicken discovered capable of human speech in 2012, and scientists are now working on a human brain implant that could help researchers test the abilities of those who communicate with animals.

The technique allows scientists to monitor the brain activity of animals during real-life interactions, and to manipulate them by sending commands. It has already been tested with monkeys, but not humans.

The team at Boston University used a combination of ultrasound and electroencephalogram (EEG) techniques to monitor the brain activity of four macaque monkeys when they performed a task in a virtual world. The researchers then stimulated their brains to mimic the stimulation of a person's brain to see how they would

OMG this is a trip.

I put in "When I was a boy, I saw a chicken"

and this was the story it made for me:

When I was a boy, I saw a chicken give birth to a chicken," he says, "And then a baby chicken gave birth to another chicken, and then a duck gave birth to a duck, and so on. They were all born with the same egg."

When the egg hatched, the mother chicken would begin to fight to protect the baby that she had created. The mother chicken would fly out of her nest and make a "quack" noise, which sounded like the cluck of a duck, and the duck would "cluck" back, which sounds like the quack of a chicken. Soon the two of them were arguing and bickering and the mother duck flew away.

The next morning the mother chicken ate the baby ducks one by one until there was one left, and then it adopted the baby duck as a new baby chick. The chicken had an ex-boyfriend who hit the baby duck with a hammer when it was very young and it died. It is so sad that the police do not care about these little children and just treat them like birds. They do not see them as people. The mother chicken was later also arrested for allegedly throwing water at the police officers. She said: "My son was killed for being a baby. This was a hate crime from the baby duck's father."

The child was pronounced dead at the scene from head injuries.
Oh my gosh! They're all sooo funny! :gig:gig:gig:gig:gig:lau:lau:lau
 
A silkie chicken makes braids in hair.. and this is what happens. It turns the whole hair on the chicken into a string of braids. And you can do it too! This recipe is for a one month old baby chicken (or a baby chick). It's very easy to make. You can use any old chicken (or any other chicken that will lay on its side), but it's best to start with an older one for better results.


1. Remove the skin and any other excess fat from your chicken.


2. Place the chicken on its side.


3. Place the breasts on top of the chicken.

And cut the chicken on its body. I used

WHAT!?!
:eek:
 
OMG this is a trip.

I put in "When I was a boy, I saw a chicken"

and this was the story it made for me:

When I was a boy, I saw a chicken give birth to a chicken," he says, "And then a baby chicken gave birth to another chicken, and then a duck gave birth to a duck, and so on. They were all born with the same egg."

When the egg hatched, the mother chicken would begin to fight to protect the baby that she had created. The mother chicken would fly out of her nest and make a "quack" noise, which sounded like the cluck of a duck, and the duck would "cluck" back, which sounds like the quack of a chicken. Soon the two of them were arguing and bickering and the mother duck flew away.

The next morning the mother chicken ate the baby ducks one by one until there was one left, and then it adopted the baby duck as a new baby chick. The chicken had an ex-boyfriend who hit the baby duck with a hammer when it was very young and it died. It is so sad that the police do not care about these little children and just treat them like birds. They do not see them as people. The mother chicken was later also arrested for allegedly throwing water at the police officers. She said: "My son was killed for being a baby. This was a hate crime from the baby duck's father."

The child was pronounced dead at the scene from head injuries.
:hit
 
Another!


I asked:
Can I make eggs without a chicken?

It answered: Yes you can make the eggs! These eggs are delicious. Eggs that are made from the raw chicken food are the best option. However, it is very difficult to obtain the required protein and the protein is easily destroyed by heat. If you are considering making chicken eggs from scratch, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully. Do not cook them. Do not eat them. The eggs will give you a disease.


When you make a homemade egg, you don't need to add any eggs! However, if you want to add salt to your egg, add it. It will not make the eggs go bad. Fold the egg twice and then turn around. Stop! There are no eggs there.

Mix the corn and the recycled chicken food after the chicken eats into a bucket and add two cups of raw eggs. It is done. You can eat it!

The best time to make homemade chicken eggs from scratch is during the last week of the previous year when you can easily obtain a license. In addition, the eggs will cook much quicker than those that you buy at a supermarket because the eggs do not contain any food. They have a disease and will hatch into dinosaurs if you put them under a hot light.
 

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