Backyard chickens accused of attacking woman at park in San Francisco.

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@FluffTheDuck @cluckmecoop7 Check out this thread!

Thanks!

 

[Claires Poultry]

Chicken invents chocolate raspberry cake and gives it a mouth-watering twist! What? You're not buying it?

Chocolate Raspberry Cake with Raspberry Frosting

3 1/2 pounds raspberries

3 tablespoons granulated sugar

3 tablespoons all purpose flour

1/4 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted

2 large eggs

1 1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 1/2 cups fresh raspberries

Raspberry Frosting:

1 1/4 cups butter

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 1/4 cup all purpose flour

1 teaspoon raspberry extract

1/4 teaspoon salt

Preheat oven to 350°F (177°C). Line two 8" round cake pans with parchment paper.

Combine raspberries, sugar, flour, and

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Chicken invents chocolate raspberry cake and gives it a mouth-watering twist! What? You're not buying it?

Chocolate Raspberry Cake with Raspberry Frosting

3 1/2 pounds raspberries

3 tablespoons granulated sugar

3 tablespoons all purpose flour

1/4 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted

2 large eggs

1 1/2 cups sifted powdered sugar

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 1/2 cups fresh raspberries

Raspberry Frosting:

1 1/4 cups butter

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

1 1/4 cup all purpose flour

1 teaspoon raspberry extract

1/4 teaspoon salt

Preheat oven to 350°F (177°C). Line two 8" round cake pans with parchment paper.

Combine raspberries, sugar, flour, and

 

[FluffTheDuck]

Duck invents printable duck diapers.

Duck, who works with a group of engineers and entrepreneurs, is now attempting to make the "duck diapers" available through his website, duckduckduck.com.

"You could print an entire family's disposable diapers on one sheet of paper," Duck said. "The diapers will be water-resistant and machine washable and are available in both white and black with a variety of prints. The diapers are also perfect for children's school projects."

A video for the duck diaper project features a group of ducklings squawking in their duck diapers.

Duck has also created a

I copied Elly in a way

 

[Claires Poultry]

Duck invents printable duck diapers.

Duck, who works with a group of engineers and entrepreneurs, is now attempting to make the "duck diapers" available through his website, duckduckduck.com.

"You could print an entire family's disposable diapers on one sheet of paper," Duck said. "The diapers will be water-resistant and machine washable and are available in both white and black with a variety of prints. The diapers are also perfect for children's school projects."

A video for the duck diaper project features a group of ducklings squawking in their duck diapers.

Duck has also created a

I copied Elly in a way

Hahaha!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

A silkie chicken makes braids in hair.. and this is what happens. It turns the whole hair on the chicken into a string of braids. And you can do it too! This recipe is for a one month old baby chicken (or a baby chick). It's very easy to make. You can use any old chicken (or any other chicken that will lay on its side), but it's best to start with an older one for better results.


1. Remove the skin and any other excess fat from your chicken.


2. Place the chicken on its side.


3. Place the breasts on top of the chicken.

And cut the chicken on its body. I used

WHAT!?!

 

[Claires Poultry]

A silkie chicken makes braids in hair.. and this is what happens. It turns the whole hair on the chicken into a string of braids. And you can do it too! This recipe is for a one month old baby chicken (or a baby chick). It's very easy to make. You can use any old chicken (or any other chicken that will lay on its side), but it's best to start with an older one for better results.


1. Remove the skin and any other excess fat from your chicken.


2. Place the chicken on its side.


3. Place the breasts on top of the chicken.

And cut the chicken on its body. I used

WHAT!?!

 

[FluffTheDuck]

It went to braiding a chickens poof to literally physically torturing the "one month old baby old chicken"

 

[Claires Poultry]

First try...
A chicken goes roller skating, a chicken goes sailing, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to the zoo, a chicken goes swimming, a chicken goes sailing, a chicken goes to a football game, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to the zoo, a chicken goes to a golfing, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a ski lodge, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a hockey game, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a golf course, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to the beach, a chicken goes skiing, a chicken goes to the beach, a chicken goes to the beach, a chicken

Second try...
A chicken goes roller skating. It is not a chicken. The chicken goes roller skating. A chicken is a chicken. If you say, I like that, then that's it.

So, the chicken goes roller skating. But you like that.

Then it's the same thing, just like when I made that statement about the white people. I like them, but I'm not going to talk about them, and I'm not going to go to them. So, that's the same thing.

So, you don't want to talk about people.

Well, they're not like you, or like me. But I don't know what to tell you. So, let's move on.

What do you think of people?

What do I think

Third try...
A chicken goes roller skating in her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. A chicken goes roller skating in her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. Photo: AP

A mother chicken in a chicken run. A mother chicken in a chicken run. Photo: AFP/Getty Images

A mother chicken sits on her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. A mother chicken sits on her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. Photo: AP

A mother chicken in a chicken run. A mother

 

[FluffTheDuck]

First try...
A chicken goes roller skating, a chicken goes sailing, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to the zoo, a chicken goes swimming, a chicken goes sailing, a chicken goes to a football game, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to the zoo, a chicken goes to a golfing, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a ski lodge, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a hockey game, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a golf course, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to a party, a chicken goes to the beach, a chicken goes skiing, a chicken goes to the beach, a chicken goes to the beach, a chicken

Second try...
A chicken goes roller skating. It is not a chicken. The chicken goes roller skating. A chicken is a chicken. If you say, I like that, then that's it.

So, the chicken goes roller skating. But you like that.

Then it's the same thing, just like when I made that statement about the white people. I like them, but I'm not going to talk about them, and I'm not going to go to them. So, that's the same thing.

So, you don't want to talk about people.

Well, they're not like you, or like me. But I don't know what to tell you. So, let's move on.

What do you think of people?

What do I think

Third try...
A chicken goes roller skating in her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. A chicken goes roller skating in her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. Photo: AP

A mother chicken in a chicken run. A mother chicken in a chicken run. Photo: AFP/Getty Images

A mother chicken sits on her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. A mother chicken sits on her cage as she prepares for a new season of skating lessons in a chicken run in a sanctuary in the south of Spain. Photo: AP

A mother chicken in a chicken run. A mother

The first and second one