I ban you for having Heidi

I ban you for liking dental floss
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I ban you for having Heidi
I ban you for lying there with your eyes closed and your tongue out whilst I hit you with a plastic chairI ban you for hitting me with a plastic chair
I ban you for miscounting how many times Ive banned her (at least 6, I think)I ban you for banning Flufferes twice
I ban you for not using a period at the end of that sentenceI ban you for doubting my counting skills