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BANTYMUM- I have a joke for you!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Buster, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says 'Hi, my name is Arlene and you are losing some of your load.' The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

    When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi my name is Arlene, and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. *

    At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says 'Hi, my name is Arlene, and you are losing some of your load!' When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

    When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

    'Hi, my name is Joe, its winter in Wyoming and I'm driving the SAND TRUCK!' [​IMG]
     
  2. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Thankyou, now ill have nightmares about truckies in sandtrucks and red llights!!
     
  3. Cats Critters

    Cats Critters Completely Indecisive

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  4. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Quote:Glad you liked it! [​IMG]
     
  5. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

    Thankyou!!!
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  6. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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  7. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  8. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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  9. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    good joke jared
     
  10. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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