ok, let me address you all. i am sorry i fell asleep on a lot of sleep meds last night with a whopper headache.
1.) GROUND PARROTS!!!! OMG! I about spit my coffee out!!!
2.) I wish I could move away but right now that isnt sadly an option. all that has moved in our neighborhood in over a year has been forclosures, we actually HAD sold a few years ago (2.5) and 9 days before handing the keys over the loan fell through bc based on property sales in 6 months our house lost 35K in value for that kind of loan....sooo....we stayed here instead bc otherwise we would be moving into a tiny apartment since we would have almost no equity money to walk away with.
3.) I didnt buy this house, lol, i HATE these kind of neighborhoods! I met my now husband 3 months into his ownership of this "bachelor pad" type house bc he thought he would never meet anyone.....wrong!
4.) while I think a tiger is a bit stretched as far as a comparison goes, I am sorry I have irritated you with my sadness. I am well aware I am now sleeping in the bed I made. However, it still sucks. My yard size is what is wrong, and the HOA is setting fire under everyone to follow all guidelines I actually did NOT know until yesterday that the city of canton regualtions were different than the county (both of which do allow it, and like i said, i have a guy who leaves his LOUD doberman to bark til 3am daily when he goes to work on one side, and a forclosed empty home on the other, so neighbor issues wasnt really worrisome, again, this goes back to snotty nasty HOA board members who have this dilusional idea of what this neighborhood really is. but....i do agree with you....this was my mistake to make, and i am being punished. it is just sad that these ARE my pets that i LOVE and CARE for, yet all around me I have huge dogs (as do I) that are left to bark and whine and dig and ruin yards bc they are left alone in misery with not a pet on the head all day and night and that is acceptable. but thank you. not sure you gave me any advise, but thank you for your imput. I hope you did see that on my first page I noted that i was aware this was on me that i messed up.....i am still broken hearted.
5.) yes, i would LOVE to potty train them.....but sadly...I don't know how, lol! I have never heard of diapering a chicken! omg is that for real??? I fully plan on keeping some, making a coop in the garage, and letting them play in my yard under supervision during the day for a few hours and doing all I can to try and figure out a better solution.
today starts the sad task of sorting and rehoming. I have already cried twice this morning.
my apologies to anyone else I may have irritated with my lack of doing things "by the book" before getting my birds, but please know I am working hard to get them into fabulous homes where even the Roos will be farm/garden chickens and not dinner.
thank you all for your help!!!