So Funny! My husband works in a bakery. This will be all over his company by tomorrow afternoon!
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Beware of bread!
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Don't tell ME I've had too much bread!! I know my limits! I'm just fine.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm breeeeeaaaad!
Luke13:34 :
Don't tell ME I've had too much bread!! I know my limits! I'm just fine.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm breeeeeaaaad!
Or as Homer Simpson would say Dough!
Don't tell ME I've had too much bread!! I know my limits! I'm just fine.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm breeeeeaaaad!
Or as Homer Simpson would say Dough!
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Did you see my picture on FB or something?
Did you see my picture on FB or something?
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Aha, bread, the first step down the slippery slope to financial ruin.
Once bread has been allowed to come too close to a heat source it hardens making it an implement for cornering egg yolks for consumption. This, in turn, leads one to develop a taste for eggs which causes a type of mental disturbance in which the egg eater feels it is necessary to obtain a source for these items. This is an insanity that may cause one to become completely blotto in an attempt to personalize tiny, fluffy animals which , before the owner returns to sanity, have consumed great amounts of feed and money only to produce a single egg which it promptly eats. Assuming of course that this fluffy critter isn't a male who terrorizes its owner and murders the sleep of everyone in the neighborhood causing lawsuits. Either way lawyers are out there right now, hiding around school yards and offer young, unsuspecting child toast.
Once bread has been allowed to come too close to a heat source it hardens making it an implement for cornering egg yolks for consumption. This, in turn, leads one to develop a taste for eggs which causes a type of mental disturbance in which the egg eater feels it is necessary to obtain a source for these items. This is an insanity that may cause one to become completely blotto in an attempt to personalize tiny, fluffy animals which , before the owner returns to sanity, have consumed great amounts of feed and money only to produce a single egg which it promptly eats. Assuming of course that this fluffy critter isn't a male who terrorizes its owner and murders the sleep of everyone in the neighborhood causing lawsuits. Either way lawyers are out there right now, hiding around school yards and offer young, unsuspecting child toast.
I'd send that to my sister, but she'd probably freak out and toss all the bread in her house...
BEWARE- chain bread eater here. Eating some now! And will eat more after this! MuaHaHa!!! I am coming for YOU!
You better hide.
Oh no.. I wanted to post but
I'll be right back
gotta get all the bread outta the house
I'm dying and din't even know it.
do donuts count?
I'll be right back
gotta get all the bread outta the house
I'm dying and din't even know it.
do donuts count?
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