Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap, and Junior's Chicken Chat Thread! (ORIGINAL)

[AraucanaAnnie]

Fiona: A party? Will there be chickens there?

Thelma: That sounds like fun!
Penny: Oh, it's been a while since we've had a party around here.
Basil: Speaking of which...
Gwynn: Basy and I are 2 years old today! Mommy is bringing us corn later!

 

[earlybird10842]

Fiona: A party? Will there be chickens there?

Thelma: That sounds like fun!
Penny: Oh, it's been a while since we've had a party around here.
Basil: Speaking of which...
Gwynn: Basy and I are 2 years old today! Mommy is bringing us corn later!

Marianne: Mommy'll have to check the old thread for Ellie and I's birthdays.
Elanor: We're older than you! Ha!
Freesia: Be nice, Ellie!
Sophia: I'm...four. Wow.
Colonel: I'm only....I'm not sure. Almost two?
Daylily: About a year and a half.

 

[Fluffers]

Freesia: She or he may have a growth head start. How old now?

Tweeter: SHE is now 4 weeks old! We're in the clear!

 

[Fluffers]

Sunshine: HI! I'm Sunshine, I'm new and I'm a Buff Orpington,I have three sisters, and we are all 4 weeks old.
Little Buff:Hello! I'm Little Buff, and, uh, Yea
chick: Hi! I don't have a name yet.
Tweeter: I HAVE LITTLE SISTERS? WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Feathery: We are going to have a crowded coop. 2! i repeat 2 ! Nesting boxes!

 

[earlybird10842]

Sunshine: HI! I'm Sunshine, I'm new and I'm a Buff Orpington,I have three sisters, and we are all 4 weeks old.
Little Buff:Hello! I'm Little Buff, and, uh, Yea
chick: Hi! I don't have a name yet.
Tweeter: I HAVE LITTLE SISTERS? WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Feathery: We are going to have a crowded coop. 2! i repeat 2 ! Nesting boxes!

Elanor: How many of you are there? We have four nestboxes and seven laying hens.

 

[Fluffers]

Elanor: How many of you are there? We have four nestboxes and seven laying hens.

Tweeter: We haven't had them in the coop yet, but we have 3 chicks, and 2 hens, now lets see, let me do the math, uh, I don't know multiplication.
Feathery: It"s not that! Its DIVISION!
Sunshine: NO! its subtraction!
Little Buff: You have It all wrong! you are doing fractions!
Chick: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! IT is pi.
Tweeter: ooo! what kind of pie?
chick: no! its math!
Tweeter: what?
Sunshine: Is it jelly pie?
chick:

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Sophia: No,no, you need to square it. The square root of five and two...let's see, make that fifty two by adding....
Elanor:

Sophia:...Is six and a half. Let's see, we now have the equation 6.2=XYZ, with X being the number of chickens, so five, so Y needs to be the number of nestboxes. You need to multiply by somethngthat'll makeit six.2,so..., about 1.2. And then subtractthatfrom the number of nestboxes,and you'll get the number of nestboxes you need...half a nestbox!

Marianne: Sophia,our chicken math expert.

 

[Fluffers]

Sophia: No,no, you need to square it. The square root of five and two...let's see, make that fifty two by adding....
Elanor:

Sophia:...Is six and a half. Let's see, we now have the equation 6.2=XYZ, with X being the number of chickens, so five, so Y needs to be the number of nestboxes. You need to multiply by somethngthat'll makeit six.2,so..., about 1.2. And then subtractthatfrom the number of nestboxes,and you'll get the number of nestboxes you need...half a nestbox!

Marianne: Sophia,our chicken math expert.

Sunshine: Woa there! I'm just a chick, but what is adding?

 

[earlybird10842]

Quote: Sophia: In chicken math, it is inexistant, because you can't really add chickens,but sometimes you have to use it for theoretical purposes.
Marianne: ?????

 

[Fluffers]

Sophia: In chicken math, it is inexistant, because you can't really add chickens,but sometimes you have to use it for theoretical purposes.
Marianne: ?????

Tweeter: I agree with you Marianne!