Buff Orpington Rant thread!

[Painted Calls]

I can supervise. Memaw won’t let me have any adult drinks.

Your ID is fake. I can't.

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

This sentence is so grammatically bad I’m not even gonna touch it @Sapphire Sebright might though. And no I am not old

The was a miss print

 

[Painted Calls]

Hey! I’m over 21!

Okay McLOVIN.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Okay McLOVIN.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

@Sapphire Sebright might though.

*Raises finger and takes a deep breath.*

And no I am not old

Yep, you're only older than I am with my ambiguous 90 years of life on this Earth.

 

[ShrekDawg]

The was a miss print

It was soooo many

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Your ID is fake. I can't.

We have a responsible adult here, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Chookwagn]

Since we are just about the only ones here old enough for adult beverages... Wanna go sit in the corner with me and have a drink while we watch the daycare burn to the ground?

I'll happily join you

 

[Chookwagn]

Welp. All I gots is scotch, so I'll have my own

Mare and I will have bourbon thank you

 

[ShrekDawg]

Spike my Shirley temple please