Treerooted
Crowing
My poor friend is 30 and has the eyes of a 90 year old (who has poor eye sight) Her glasses were so expensive that they gave her prescription sunglasses at half price (could have been 80% off but I can't remember).
Despite both my parents having glasses since a young age, I've so far escaped needing any.
Despite both my parents having glasses since a young age, I've so far escaped needing any.