My eldest daughter, who is the most tolerant of the pair, but who is also prone to being bossy but practical gave me one of those sit down I want to explain a few things to you type chats that parents normally give to their kids.
Well, I don't argue with her. She's put up with my idiosyncratic behavior for years.
One of the questions she asked was what do you want done with your body when you die.
My preference is to be cremated; if I could be buried I would like to be buried with the chickens. This isn't going to be possible. She said that what she could do is bury my ashes next to Major and the rest of the chickens from Tribe 1. That will do me.
Your DD1 sounds a lot like mine.
You might not want to do that Roomy...that meal is almost a week old now!
I was starving when I saw that. I confess I would've eaten almost anything.
