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[Shadrach]

@Shadrach : Although I enjoyed the rooster picture you posted on the house cockerel thread, I would rather see some of those dogs you were talking about

Ohhhh, you wouldn't really would you....
They're a uselss pair of sofa ornaments. They're not even dogs at all actaully; they're female. I call them the hysterical tarts.
We did have a proper dog here but he died of old age. Not a bad thing to die of if you've got to do it.

 

[aart]

Got the sand hauled up and chucked in.
Chooks are diggin' it!
They will have good dust bath material all winter under there.

 

[LaFleche]

They're not even dogs at all actaully; they're female. I call them the hysterical tarts.

Lucky me! Hopefully this will not lure @DobieLover to your place.

 

[Shadrach]

Lucky me! Hopefully this will not lure @DobieLover to your place.

How about donkies. Can I interest you in a few of those?
Sheep maybe. Still got some left....
Bees! We've got loads of them and they're really usefull.
A Ram perhaps. He saw off any dog.
No?
Ducks perhaps. They're super cool.
Okay, okay, I'll get some pictures. I'm going to send you the bill for the flea treatment though and for the physio when I do my back in lifting them off the sofas and I'll have to mop the floor again. Have you seen what dogs do with badger shite!! Never mind what they lick and sniff out there!

 

[ronott1]

How about donkies. Can I interest you in a few of those?
Sheep maybe. Still got some left....
Bees! We've got loads of them and they're really usefull.
A Ram perhaps. He saw off any dog.
No?
Ducks perhaps. They're super cool.
Okay, okay, I'll get some pictures. I'm going to send you the bill for the flea treatment though and for the physio when I do my back in lifting them off the sofas and I'll have to mop the floor again. Have you seen what dogs do with badger shite!! Never mind what they lick and sniff out there!

Do not go tilting windmills on the Donkey!

 

[LaFleche]

How about donkies. Can I interest you in a few of those?

I love donkeys, especially Poitou!

Sheep maybe. Still got some left....

Actually we have a lot of sheep on our grassland, but thank you anyway.

Bees! We've got loads of them and they're really usefull.

No bees please! Sadly I became allergic.

A Ram perhaps. He saw off any dog.

A Ram perhaps. He saw off any dog.
No?
Ducks perhaps. They're super cool.

No rams or ducks either.

I will not get so easily distracted from my initial request.

 

[Shadrach]

I love donkeys, especially Poitou!



Actually we have a lot of sheep on our grassland, but thank you anyway.



No bees please! Sadly I became allergic.



No rams or ducks either.

I will not get so easily distracted from my initial request.

Lemme have a look! Spelt with a D aren't they?
Dinner

Need to go down a bit I think; i....o...yep, more down.

Drunk.

Must of gone past them.
Donkey.
Must be getting close now.
Ram!
I dunno I know my spelling isn't all that but....

Donky

Do, do,.....dog.

I know what's gone wrong here. I'm looking at the wrong letter. I should be looking under B, shouldn't I.

 

[LaFleche]

Someone must have secretly peppered your salad


I'll have the donkey and the dogs, please.

Lemme have a look! Spelt with a D aren't they?
Dinner
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Need to go down a bit I think; i....o...yep, more down.

Drunk.View attachment 2416148

Must of gone past them.
Donkey.
Must be getting close now.
Ram!
I dunno I know my spelling isn't all that but....
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Donky
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Do, do,.....dog.
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I know what's gone wrong here. I'm looking at the wrong letter. I should be looking under B, shouldn't I.

 

[LaFleche]

Do not go tipping windmills on the Donkey!

Please explain this to me as I am a foreigner.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Lovely dogs and Donkey ours worked for Dad pulling the plowing before he got an attachment for our tractor ...