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[drumstick diva]

Eggsy, if you can fit him in a large flat rate box, I'll pay for his shipping here and back -If I let him leave.

 

[3goodeggs]

He might not want to, it depends on your ice cream selection.

I don't have room in the freezer for ice cream.
When I do make room for it, it gets eaten. Then he says,"What happened to all the ice cream?"
He knows, I ate it.

He does not have to ask and rub it in that I have no willpower, but nope.

My theory is that if it lasts over two weeks, don't be surprised when it disappears.
What kind of a freak can have four ounces at a time anyway?
A girl can only withstand so much temptation.

They need to make carrot juice and kale ice cream.
I'd still eat it, but not feel so guilty about it.

 

[drumstick diva]

Okay what flavors does he prefer, brand , etc. in order of preference. I somehow managed NOT to eat any of the Neapolitan Blue Bunny ice cream sandwiches for my son. Wasn't too hard (I can't eat IC sandwiches well with bad teeth). I know I can do it if I really try.

 

[WVduckchick]

Does this mean that an almost as old as DD, retired Aircraft Electrician who grew up as a farm boy (had to fix-it yourself to save money), don't like heights but will repair my own roof, don't deal with the cold very well anymore and, can do my own plumbing, is the only one who might be able to make a road trip to the Great White North?
Just a wildassed thought.
Scott

You sound like the right man for the job to me!

 

[OrganicFarmWife]

He might not want to, it depends on your ice cream selection.

I don't have room in the freezer for ice cream.
When I do make room for it, it gets eaten. Then he says,"What happened to all the ice cream?"
He knows, I ate it.

He does not have to ask and rub it in that I have no willpower, but nope.

My theory is that if it lasts over two weeks, don't be surprised when it disappears.
What kind of a freak can have four ounces at a time anyway?
A girl can only withstand so much temptation.

They need to make carrot juice and kale ice cream.
I'd still eat it, but not feel so guilty about it.

My husband is the same way. He once left a chocolate bar in the car for 2 weeks. He then got angry because I ate it :/ I told him anything past 5 days is free game. He still grumbles about it .

 

[drumstick diva]

Men are like that. My son was home for 3 weeks over the holidays. I bought him one 48 oz. Spumoni ice cream. I did not touch that - I swear. He just managed to finish the last of it the night before he went home. I know he forced himself to finish it on purpose, to keep it away from me. He eats a little bit at a time. He keeps opening the carton letting evil air inside. He doesn't even use a straw to get the the last of the ice cream all melted in the dish. What kind of person does this except a man?

On the other hand, I got myself a carton( it was buy one get one free) of ice cream same size - started late at night first day, finished the carton by lunch the next day. I was doing my best to slow down. He kept eating his ice cream in front of me. I kept going on the bus to get more at the grocery. I moved up to the bigger size jeans in my emergency closet. He stayed slim. How does that happen?

When we are sharing a dessert in the restaurant- even if I cut it in half with a "sterile" knife - he won't eat his half because I got cooties on it. I reminded him where he was living for 9 mos. and hadn't gotten any cooties. My son is an adult and yet........ Okay, so you know why I say we can 'share 'the dessert - he never wants one and I don't want to look greedy.

 

[Tumbling K]

Good morning hoax.

It's smack the backside Thursday.

Anybody get the coffee going yet?

 

[N F C]

Here your complimentary cup Berts...

 

[scottcaddy]

Good morning hoax.

It's smack the backside Thursday.

Anybody get the coffee going yet?

Good Morning Bert, Hoax?
or smack a backside and get sh*t beat out of yourself?
Scott

 

[Tumbling K]

Good Morning Bert, Hoax?
or smack a backside and get sh*t beat out of yourself?
Scott

Hoax should have been folks


You have to smack and run.