Lol, I do not laugh around DH, I instead say I am very sorry. But I agree that is hilarious.
We do round bales, I do not know much about putting up square, but if we put the round up to wet we run the risk of them starting fire. we just put it down, so it isn't that big of a deal, but we did have 10 acres that we out down the day before that was ready....not any more. I think it is more an issue because it was already lousy hay because it was too dry, not it is even lousier because it got rained on.
Yes you are right, I often compare farmers to gamblers.