Mornin', y'al!
Oh, so good to wrap my hands around a nice warm cup on a cool morning - thanks, Scott!
Seriously, you never considered mynocks? Could be you completely missed it; I hear they are worse than fire ants about getting after things with electricity running through them.
Actually, we really can't complain (much) about our cable company; you just have to know how to get a response. If you try to call about an outage, you'll eventually get a recorded message about them doing work in your area, yadda yadda yadda - total waste of time. However, if you drive down to the store and talk to a representative, they
will get moving on it. The first guy Critter talked to thought it was the modem, and handed over a different model that he said he preferred over the kind we had. When Spud hooked that one up, it didn't work. Critter took it back to the store the next day, a different guy took it into the back, and came back a short time later saying that the power cord was defective, they had replaced it and handed it back to Critter. Critter brought it home, and it still didn't work. He took it back, and told the guy, "I hope you don't mind if I watch you try to make this one work." The guy plugged it in, and it did exactly what it did here - the lights flashed on for about a half second, then nothing. When Critter told him that the unit had been handed to him right as it was, he grumbled, "the ones in the boxes are
new, the ones without boxes are
broken, that's why they're not in boxes . . ." and gave Critter one in a box. Brought it home, plugged it in, it worked, but it had no internet signal. So Critter spent quite a while on the phone with a tech who tried valiantly to fix the problem remotely, and finally gave up and scheduled the on-the-scene visit. Apparently they still tried, though, because we had internet (briefly) when we got up in the morning, and Critter later got a call telling him that they thought they had fixed it remotely. Ummm, no; at least, it didn't stay fixed.
I've long said that patience and stubbornness are two sides of the same coin, and apparently that's coin of the realm when it comes to getting service from the cable company.
Wow, Margie, that's quite a neighbor! Hope he doesn't get too 'neighborly.'