HAHA! I googled cooking them, and all I came up with are quotes from you!
Im still chuckling
I told my oldest DD that we were likely the first to cook one in North America. I came home from work and she had cooked one that day. I was a bit miffed but quickly forgave her--It had just come out of the oven and it was very tasty!
This one had a good amount of breast meat. It was about 20 weeks old and the five of us only ate the breast meat. I have cleaned the meat off of the Hind Quarters and will use it in soup tomorrow. I am pressure cooking bones from a different chicken along with a couple of neck bones to make broth now. There is a carrot, the greens from a Leek, a bit of red pepper flakes, two bay leaves, salt and pepper. It cooks in the pressure cooker for 1 hour.
It is going to be great soup!

