OK first let me make a correction, my Mystery duck did not hook up with a bibbed, she hooked up with my Butterscotch.
Now here's a freaky story. One of my bibbed I noticed his neck was missing feathers. So off into the house he goes. Sure enough the other boys have pecked at his neck so much that all the feathers are gone and he's got a huge scab. I get him into the tub, I noticed something hanging from underneath him.
OMG, it's his LOVE TOOL. YES, the poor guy has FROST BITE on his LOVE TOOL. WHOLLY CRAP!!!! needless to say, I tried to get most of the dead skin off, once I did we were able to get his LOVE TOOL back into his body. OMG, what a horrible SITE!!!!
So last night I make an announcement to all of them "there will be NO LOVE MAKING while sitting on the snow, if you feel the URGE, you are to IMMEDIATELY dismiss yourself from the snow and go INTO the coop".
Do you think they Listened? NOPE, as I'm giving the speech, sure enough there's one of my butterscotches, pouncing on the girl. GRRRRRR. I got him off and explained the rules in PLAIN DUCK ENGLISH. NO LOVING MAKING IN THE SNOW YOUNG MAN!
his response " QUACK". That's all I got out of him. WTH...., talking back to me like that, how dare him!!!!
