Call Ducks Finally Hatched

(And when I say pretty colored I mean mille and splash and calico.....)

See I have two people near me (Vera and Tammy) that I'm sure would be more than happy to take them if my dad freaks out too much. LOL
 
OK first let me make a correction, my Mystery duck did not hook up with a bibbed, she hooked up with my Butterscotch.

Now here's a freaky story. One of my bibbed I noticed his neck was missing feathers. So off into the house he goes. Sure enough the other boys have pecked at his neck so much that all the feathers are gone and he's got a huge scab. I get him into the tub, I noticed something hanging from underneath him.

OMG, it's his LOVE TOOL. YES, the poor guy has FROST BITE on his LOVE TOOL. WHOLLY CRAP!!!! needless to say, I tried to get most of the dead skin off, once I did we were able to get his LOVE TOOL back into his body. OMG, what a horrible SITE!!!!

So last night I make an announcement to all of them "there will be NO LOVE MAKING while sitting on the snow, if you feel the URGE, you are to IMMEDIATELY dismiss yourself from the snow and go INTO the coop".

Do you think they Listened? NOPE, as I'm giving the speech, sure enough there's one of my butterscotches, pouncing on the girl. GRRRRRR. I got him off and explained the rules in PLAIN DUCK ENGLISH. NO LOVING MAKING IN THE SNOW YOUNG MAN!

his response " QUACK". That's all I got out of him. WTH...., talking back to me like that, how dare him!!!!
 
LOL. Actually I looked at your page and decided not to get eggs from this other person. I never got around to asking you for eggs because I wasn't sure if I was getting more eggs from Vera or not (I've been hatching for her because her incubator sucks).

However, she just bought a new incubator so I have an empty bator now.

BUT my dad is definitely not going for chickens. He keeps asking when the ones in the brooder are leaving, lol.

BUT, if you happened to send me more call ducks eggs that just HAPPENED to be pretty colored chickens instead, well....then they could keep their friends company out in my pen!! LOL

SO NICE THE PLAN WORKED, So basically your saying, I caused you into getting into chickens. WOOO HOOO, One point for LORI.. LOL
 
(And when I say pretty colored I mean mille and splash and calico.....)

See I have two people near me (Vera and Tammy) that I'm sure would be more than happy to take them if my dad freaks out too much. LOL

HUMM the only problem the Mille's and Calico's are reserved right now for Tammy. BUT how are you going to pull that one off. There eggs aren't BLUE or Green like a duck egg??
 

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