Can 'Stan the Man' come out and play????

[theoldchick]

Stan said he can take care of the cat:

And Penny, yes, Stan's wattles are all natural and SPECTACULAR!

And he wanted me to let Penny know her wattles are elegant, and to come on over for a snack.

 

[Magic Birdie]

Would you let two budgies go?

Well, maybe three?

 

[Larkspur88]

"I am coming to have a few drinks and to make sure the guys behave around the ladies. I've got my eye on you." - Happy

"Wooh! Get together! I love get togethers!" - Ember

Happy tries not look at Ember. Heck, he will pretend that he and Ember are not even from the same flock.

 

[theoldchick]

The look Stan gave me after showing him pictures of the parakeets:

He said no wattle=no party.

And he has his eye on everyone:

 

[aoxa]

Quote:

 

[BasicallyHeather]

Yoda was totally bummed that he can't come, as he's underage. Sorry, dude. You know what they say: "No wattles= no bottles (of beer)."

 

[Marcymom3]

Too funny!!!

Stannnnnn..... so popular....

 

[theoldchick]

Stan said party attendees must be able to touch their own wattles. Some hens excluded of course.

You can't trust Crazy Shirley around the very young.

Some of the girl's behavior is rather atrocious.

You can't keep them away from the open bar!

And this gal is a trouble maker deluxe!

 

[BasicallyHeather]

It's OK, Crazy Shirley; we can overlook your fondness for the drink if you can forgive Yoda for his "scratch problem." He can't get enough. It started simply...a little grass here and there...but it proved to be a gateway fiber. Soon he was hitting the heavy stuff: BOSS and scratch. No grain was off limits. Now he's a mess: dirt in his foot floofs, and he doesn't even bother to shave his beard. Needless to say, he needs a 12 step program... take 12 steps away from the scratch, Yoda!

 

[aoxa]

Steve's wondering what's up with all the noise coming from the coop! Why wasn't he invited?

Denny has resorted to stealing right from the mouth of others

Poor Carl can't handle all more than one bottle. Passes out after a while.