Love these stories,
I go out in the morning to feed everyone, go into the coop and pour feed into their trough everyone comes, and they wont peck me as I check the nests, get the eggs, asking "wheres my eggs!" I usually have to move some broody or other off the nest to get the eggs. I have 17 laying hens and usually get at least a dozen a day, but lately only about 4 a day, due to molting. I waste time admiring all the birds and check on their health, etc, telling them how pretty they are...
I put the eggs in the feed can I bring into the coop, put it up high somewhere so my other dogs dont eat them while I finish feeding/cleaning the rest of the animals outside.
I hopefully remember to bring this can inside with me and hopefully it makes it past the laundry room into the kitchen where I put them in the fridge in a special bowl with chickens on it.
I do wash them with warm water and dish soap if theyre dirty, but they are usually very clean.
I arrange the very dark and blue eggs on top so I can admire them whenever I look into the fridge, do the same when I share eggs with friends.
If I forget to bring the eggs all the way in, I dont worry too much about it, I think they stay good for a few days, as long as the temp in the house is cool enough. I do make angel food cakes though if they dont get eaten right away.