Chicken Farts

[BigBlueHen53]

you people ain't right!

 

[Chickassan]

I lost it at g'day mate!
Was not expecting an aussie to teach me to.armpit fart.
He's leaving out the fact a slightly moist hand gives you opera house acoustics.
Know how im greeting my flock in the morning.

Tonight when I locked up the crew I tried the armpit fart thing again. Once I started to get a reaction, though, I quit because I didn't want to get them going again.

 

[Quackter]

I was holding my amerecauna hen, i believe she just finished laying an egg. And she farted. She tooted, and it smelled bad. Strange topic but, is this normal? Never heard of a bird farting before.

"Just layed an egg" I couldn't be the only one, snickering, holding back suggesting another possible culprit?

 

[blackandtan]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[Quackter]

Oh gah, I was cleaning the roos beard he had pine resin in it.
I had him in my lap and his bare butt was on my belly "ill fitting work shirt".
I guess I hurt him, he farted hard enough to spank my belly.
The resulting noise made him leap from my lap and sound the predator alarm.
No barking spiders are going to get my boy!

Chickens, well animals in general, including babies, are like firearms, even if you think they are unloaded, you should always keep them pointed in a safe direction when handling.

 

[MROO]

I've heard some of my girls toot. Took me by surprise. Sometimes when I'm doing the roost head count at night I'll do something different to see if I get a reaction. If I let one rip they start making comments that sound like, "Oh my!", "Did you hear that?", "Well I never!", "Hope it doesn't stink.", etc. Once when it was hot and I had my shirt off, I cupped my hand under my armpit and started cranking my arm to get repeated fart sounds (something I did as a kid). The whole place went absolutely wild; they were all standing up hollering in a clamor with me dancing around and laughing out loud. It was really funny.

Sounds like a potential video, to me!

 

[blackandtan]

I love chicken farts, all farts really, you’re never too old to laugh at a fart in my opinion.

 

[Chickassan]

I was trying to be a compassionate keeper lol.
My roosters are big babies and keeping them slightly "henned" as in squished like mom would calms them down oldest rooster is two so its weird but I don't comfort shame.
I pointed him outward so he could watch his ladies while preserving the illusion of masculinity.
Got the most disturbing pink belly to date for my efforts.

Chickens, well animals in general, including babies, are like firearms, even if you think they are unloaded, you should always keep them pointed in a safe direction when handling.

 

[Quackter]

I was trying to be a compassionate keeper lol.
My roosters are big babies and keeping them slightly "henned" as in squished like mom would calms them down oldest rooster is two so its weird but I don't comfort shame.
I pointed him outward so he could watch his ladies while preserving the illusion of masculinity.
Got the most disturbing pink belly to date for my efforts.

I'm just thinking pink belly would be so much better than a brown belly.

 

[HenOnAJuneBug]

Boy, does this bring back memories. This gives us the tools we need to torment our chickens while we LOL. I'd love to do the one where you put your palms against your mouth, but I can't do it anymore with a beard.