Chicken Farts

[Chickassan]

We STILL don't know what the original chicken fart that started all this sounded like.
The best she's given was "toot".
We ALL know they never "toot".
So OP tell us.
Was it wet firecracker or flat tire filled with jello on a bumpy road?
Was it the classic throwing bologna on a wall where it just kind of makes one big blap?
Tell us, we are a curious bunch.
Pleeeease with beano on top.

 

[Duck_life]

Ah yes We would LOVE to know

 

[MROO]

@MROO ty so much for tagging me here! Just what I needed this morning. It was a long, sleepless night and I was SOOOOOO grumpy till I found this.

Happy to oblige ... somehow, I KNEW this would be a hit!

 

[MROO]

We STILL don't know what the original chicken fart that started all this sounded like.
The best she's given was "toot".
We ALL know they never "toot".
So OP tell us.
Was it wet firecracker or flat tire filled with jello on a bumpy road?
Was it the classic throwing bologna on a wall where it just kind if makes one big blap?
Tell us, we are a curious bunch.
Pleeeease with beano on top.

NO BEANO! It dilutes the overall effect!

 

[MROO]

He even laughs when dad farts.... not sure what this means for the future, but I think I might be in trouble....

Get ready for lots of, "Hey, pull my finger!"

 

[Compost King]

Pull My Wing Feather?

 

[MROO]

Pull My Wing Feather?

Aw, c'mon, get your biology straight. You can't tell me you've never heard of "chicken fingers!"

 

[Chickassan]

Shhhh, there is no beano.
Im a fibber, but curiosity of this magnitude can really test your moral fiber!
My fiber quite obviously did not study for this test at ALL.

NO BEANO! It dilutes the overall effect!

 

[MROO]

Shhhh, there is no beano.
Im a fibber, but curiosity of this magnitude can really test your moral fiber!
My fiber quite obviously did not study for this test at ALL.

As long as your "fiber" is not Beano ... all should be well ... I'll keep your secret.

 

[MotherHen75]

We STILL don't know what the original chicken fart that started all this sounded like.
The best she's given was "toot".
We ALL know they never "toot".
So OP tell us.
Was it wet firecracker or flat tire filled with jello on a bumpy road?
Was it the classic throwing bologna on a wall where it just kind of makes one big blap?
Tell us, we are a curious bunch.
Pleeeease with beano on top.

oh my gosh, i love this whole thread. It was short and sweet with a small wetness at the end when it died out. Kind of like one of those cartoons when the balloon flies around the room with that semi higher pitched ‘Sqweeeee’ as it eventually dies out with a ‘Plllbb’