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MotherHen75
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And to make matters even better it was against my forearm so i got the extra effect
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oh my gosh, i love this whole thread. It was short and sweet with a small wetness at the end when it died out. Kind of like one of those cartoons when the balloon flies around the room with that semi higher pitched ‘Sqweeeee’ as it eventually dies out with a ‘Plllbb’
Omg!! I woulda jumped out the car!! If it's anything like my hubby after taco bell(we dont eat there ever now, after a few nights of vomit inducing farts), the road rash would have been more enjoyable.Oh, I smell your pain.
Hubs used to eat these Tijuana Mama hot sausages and later the smell would gag me.
I have a STRONG stomach, worked with cancer patients a lot and these sausage farts trumped cancer poop many times over.
The sausages are now forbidden.
I'm filing for divorce the second one touches that man's lips.
He did it in the car, rolled up the windows and turned on the heat.
He lived with his mom for a couple weeks after as I told him to leave before I made an abused husband of him.
Nightmare fuel right there.
Ha! Opened the coop with a very perky "g'day chickens" followed by one of my greatest armpit masterpieces.
Freshly shaved armpits and lotioned hand made for a sound lovely enough to make the pope weep.
My thanks? Half chaos and half...looks of chickens that were over it before I even performed my beautiful song.
About 60% act like they don't want to be seen with me.
I call that a success .
Btw....it sounded like a whale with a runny nose, im quite pleased.
NO BEANO! It dilutes the overall effect!
Lol, I might have to make this down under wake up service a career.
I just found a REALLY practical use for it...seriously hear me out.
Got a little 5mth old butthole cockrel that is just intent on serving those girls a french omelette for breakfast.
Well...turns out a little thunda from down unda just kills his little mood deader than a sack of hammers.
I really need to make an article for newbies....for science ya know.
You could experiment with different types of farts to see what's most effective. Long, slow drawn out? Short, sharp wet ones? Deep, rumbly, growly ones that sound like they're coming from the depths of hell?Lol, I might have to make this down under wake up service a career.
I just found a REALLY practical use for it...seriously hear me out.
Got a little 5mth old butthole cockrel that is just intent on serving those girls a french omelette for breakfast.
Well...turns out a little thunda from down unda just kills his little mood deader than a sack of hammers.
I really need to make an article for newbies....for science ya know.
oh my gosh, i love this whole thread. It was short and sweet with a small wetness at the end when it died out. Kind of like one of those cartoons when the balloon flies around the room with that semi higher pitched ‘Sqweeeee’ as it eventually dies out with a ‘Plllbb’