Chicken Farts

[Chickassan]

They probably had a looong talk after you left.

So I tried this yesterday... Walked in with my hands in my armpits flapping my arms, strutting and moving my neck in and out, bwawking loudly. Sure enough they started to get agitated and complain. I quit because I don't like to see them get upset; after a day of putting up with their antics and chaos, I want them to shut up and go to bed. Chickens just don't like anything that deviates from the routine.

 

[Matilda Belle]

Even better than a chicken fart...a chicken shart.

 

[jeepgirl13]

Even better than a chicken fart...a chick shart.

Omg this is too funny!! It happened to me once, but with a human baby...

 

[jeepgirl13]

Still squeezing my girls and baby chicks. They're not letting them loose. I WILL hear a chicken fart one day

 

[Chickassan]

If there is any fairness in this world you'll hear several.

Still squeezing my girls and baby chicks. They're not letting them loose. I WILL hear a chicken fart one day

 

[blackandtan]

My turkey used to fart all the time....but he had an enormous ass so maybe it was just easier to hear...

 

[Lynn Woehrle]

I've heard some of my girls toot. Took me by surprise. Sometimes when I'm doing the roost head count at night I'll do something different to see if I get a reaction. If I let one rip they start making comments that sound like, "Oh my!", "Did you hear that?", "Well I never!", "Hope it doesn't stink.", etc. Once when it was hot and I had my shirt off, I cupped my hand under my armpit and started cranking my arm to get repeated fart sounds (something I did as a kid). The whole place went absolutely wild; they were all standing up hollering in a clamor with me dancing around and laughing out loud. It was really funny.

Very funny!

 

[Lynn Woehrle]

Very funny!

 

[GoatDragonFarms]

Chickens fart? And burp? How have I never heard any of these emissions?! Seriously, with as fast as they gobble down food, treats, or small animals one would think that a dainty burp would follow, but noooo!

We had a beagle that would sleep with her tail over her nose. Poor thing would rip one in her sleep, sending it shooting up her nose, and look around so pitifully. Then go back to sleep in the same position!

Lord, I laughed so hard at this whole thread that my cats came to check on me.

 

[js_chance]

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time