I dont spend time "bonding" with my chickens.
To be fair, I used to. I spent many hours in careful study of Gallus domesticus. Watched their every move, recorded each subtle nuance of reaction.
Conclusion?
1. Chickens have spent thousands of years trying to avoid humans.
Who am I to turn that around?
2. That which we longingly cling to as 'bonding' is really just a learned response directly tied to food.
Without the food, there is no so-called "bond."
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Chicken thought process (such as it is):
"Oh no! Here comes that lumbering lummox of a creature again!
Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!
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No wait - that creature has food! Food is good!
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I like food - that creature has food - I can tolerate that brute!!"
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Since chickens are excellent learners, but have the attention span of a gnat, this is generally repeated whenever you hove into view.
No one will listen, but I'll say it anyway: Much as we want it to be otherwise, chickens tolerate us, that's all.
To be fair, I used to. I spent many hours in careful study of Gallus domesticus. Watched their every move, recorded each subtle nuance of reaction.
Conclusion?
1. Chickens have spent thousands of years trying to avoid humans.
Who am I to turn that around?
2. That which we longingly cling to as 'bonding' is really just a learned response directly tied to food.
Without the food, there is no so-called "bond."
===================================
Chicken thought process (such as it is):
"Oh no! Here comes that lumbering lummox of a creature again!
Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!
-----
No wait - that creature has food! Food is good!
-----
I like food - that creature has food - I can tolerate that brute!!"
===================================
Since chickens are excellent learners, but have the attention span of a gnat, this is generally repeated whenever you hove into view.
No one will listen, but I'll say it anyway: Much as we want it to be otherwise, chickens tolerate us, that's all.
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