Chicken Police Blotter...Report a "crime"

[3goodeggs]

 

[carolina chicky]

Very funny....keep 'em coming...

 

[paddock36]

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What?! Yelling Chicken Profanities! That's a hate crime! Did they issue a B.O.L.O. for the suspect?

 

[3goodeggs]

On the evening of April 19th, a large Buff Orpington that goes by the name of "Stink Eye Pete', made a formal complaint of having her daily egg stolen by aliens. Apparently these 'Aliens" are extremely large and featherless.
They arrive in a shiny metallic machine that breathes through a pipe from the back. The 'Aliens" bring the flock treats and they talk in a funny sing-song manner, she is not sure that the Large featherless being might not have some sort of mental deficiency. But, we have marked this report, as well as all of the other reports that stink Eye have given us as suspicious. (They call her stink eye for a reason.)

P.S. Stink Eye Pete is a suspicious chicken, but she's coming around and I love her.

I hope she can take a joke.

 

[LilBizzy]

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Ok, that one almost made me pee my pants laughing. I can relate!

 

[SilverPhoenix]

I'm not feeling creative or witty enough to post one now (maybe later), but I just have to say this post and replies are hilarious!

Can't stop laughing here!

 

[SmartyChick]

Scandal In Local Coop
Hen Filing for a Divorce

A scandal is making waves in Chicken Land. Mr. Sunny Boy was seen by a reliable witness, foraging with a certain Tina Ballerina. The witness claims Sunny Boy even danced around her and offered her a spider. When the news was brought to the attention of Mrs. Deoxi, his wife, she was furious and refused to let her husband roost next to her at night. When asked if they were both happily mated both replied "no comment," to the press. Could it be Mrs. Deoxi's aging figure? Her drop in egg production? Lack of interest? Whatever the reason, both Mr. and Mrs. Sunny are now separated, and a divorce ensues.

Dumm dumm dum DAAAAAAAA!!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Good riddance to Mr. Sunny. Mrs. Sunny could have done so much better than him. Who gets the coop and custody of the eggs?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I always wondered what they meant when they sqwuak like that... I'll have to start washing out their little beaks with soap!

 

[carolina chicky]

LOL.....

I am sure by the look on her face it was some sort of profanity...