Chicken Police Blotter...Report a "crime"

[TipsyDog]

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I am against capitol punishment! I will be picketing for Rooney's rights in front of your house in the next 24 hours.

And I'll be there to help eat Roney!

 

[schellie69]

The crime took place yesterday afternoon around 3:30pm the victim was and 18month old little girl who was minding her own business eating her rice cake when a large red chicken jumped up and stole a bit of said rice cake, the victim then climbed up by Papa so that the chicken would not try that again, while the poor victim was distracted by the darling little 2 month old chickens a mean vicious chicken described and reddish color with black in her tail stole the victims rice cake and ran off, by the time that the human investigators got there said rice cake was gone and the whole flock was looking innocent "what rice cake" they clucked. luckily the victim's mom and mema had another rice cake and the victim sat on Papa's lap and ate the rice cake watching and giving all the chickens the evil eye and Papa being the hero kept all the rice cake stealing chickens away from her...but he was forced to eat some of the rice cake weather he wanted it or not since

the victim decided since he was helping guard it he need to eat some too.

 

[Little Ameraucana Mom]

This thread is great !!! Gave me my laugh for the day.!!!

 

[yotetrapper]

A house was badly damaged this morning due to water damage. Witnesses report that upon waking up this morning, they found the house tilted sideways, with distress noises coming from within! A rescue team was engaged, and survivors were found inside a glass jar huddled for safety! It appears a leaking wateter was the cause of the damage, which caused the foundation (cardboard box the home was sitting on) to collapse, sending the house down at a crazy angle! The rescue team managed to save all victims. There were no casualities, although all the victims still seem shaken.

 

[joedie]

These are great! Keep them coming!

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Egg police witnessed the scene of a recently murdered brethren.Police were disgusted to find the victim had been eaten by the hen that lay him.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken because the eggs will never live to see the day.

 

[jojo54]

A scene of a mass murder was stumbled upon late one sunny afternoon. The ground was covered with corpses half buried in an attempt to cover-up the "fowl" deed. On closer inspection, the victims were not dead but in a trance from the warm sun. Mutterings about their dust baths being disturbed filled the air.

 

[77horses]

Breaking news: A suspicion of vandalism has been reported on April 27th, 2010. The victim was casually browsing backyardchickens.com when she left the room for only a minute. She left her laptop setting on the floor. When she came back, she found a nasty glob of chicken poo on the keyboard of her laptop! The suspected victim is an 89 day old young rooster, smaller than usual because of stunted growth, likes to escape from his brooder box, about 3-4 inches tall with golden/gray colored feathers, feathered feet, bright red eyes, and very spoiled. Sightings of the victim have been seen in his brooder box home, and he has been questioned, but has innocently denied having anything to do with the vandalism on the laptop. A picture of the suspect has been released:

Please inform the Chicken Police if you experience any suspicious vandalism crimes or if you catch this chicken, known as Ivory, vandalizing any more laptops.

You guys are so funny!

 

[nwgirl]

Early Saturday morning neighbors of Brickcoop Lane were awaken by several car alarms. One neighbor said they witnessed a gang of pullets running down the middle of the street. Local pullet gangs have been terrorizing the neighbors ever since they held a BBQ block party last summer. “We just wanted to have a friendly get together”, explained Frannie Farmer, “Sure we barbecued chicken, but it was store bought.” It seems the pullets pecked at the cars setting off the alarms. No valuables were stolen however police did take toe and beak prints and suggest neighbors BBQ pork at their next block party.

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

It seems the pullets pecked at the cars setting off the alarms. No valuables were stolen however police did take toe and beak prints and suggest neighbors BBQ pork at their next block party.