Chicken Police Blotter...Report a "crime"

The crime of theft was reported yesterday around 12:30 pm when the bringer of food went out into the back yard to enjoy her lunch in peace. The teenage boy bringer of the food also joined his mom for lunch while he was feed pieces of bread to the hungry land sharks, victim was robbed of 1/4 of her sandwich alleged thief was a 2 month old Austopalop black with with wing tips as the victim chased the thief around the back yard trying to retrieve her sandwich the teenage boy was no help since he was laughing so hard that he feel down luckily the sandwich was retrieved before the flock found it and since there were no other witnesses and no pictures to prove the crime took place the jury of her peers found her not guilty and were just upset that they missed a free meal. they were paid their fee in scratch and some bread they were happy.
 
Yesterday at 11am two groups of chickens attacked each other, the gang OEGB bantoms and the new chicks . There was a huge brawl that involed chest bumping, feathers ruffles and lots of yelling, the OEGB have decided that they are not going to take the chicks eating thier goodies anymore, the chicks said they just want to live in peace and have fun. There has been a rumor that this may occur again today.
 

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