Chicken Police Blotter...Report a "crime"

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Young Billy James was attacked yesterday by a deranged creature about a foot tall. The creature unleashed it's fury on the young 3 1/2 foot tall boy as it dug two strange pointy... things into Billy's right leg. The boy screamed in pain as he narrowly escaped into his house where he proceeded to warn his family of the danger that lay outside. Fearing the worst, his father grabbed an ax and slayed the creature
on his tree stump. The father explained, " The feathered brute had his roots in his father, big, vicious, and in need o' spice."
The family had a delicious chicken dinner that night. Though the hens are protesting that the suspect was simply trying to protect them.
They were disgusted to find those leftovers tasted familiar.

 

[barred-rocks-rock]

Kind of the opposite, but......

 

[TipsyDog]

WANTED FOR ROBBERY

Juvenile suspects are believed to be brothers and been know to roost in bushes and hold-up convience stores. They armed and considered dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend. Call Police immediately if you you spot these fowl perps.

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

 

[SmartyChick]

these are so funny

 

[PaulaJoAnne]

8:42 am, AST- 101 Chickbox Lane. Home invasion, eggnapping: Victim, a 1 year old female, reports that soon after entering her apartment, she was interrupted by the suspect, who forced entry despite a spirited defense by the victim. Blows were exchanged, and though the victim was armed with feet, wing and beak, she was thrown from the apartment, leaving her egg behind. Suspect was described as tall, lean, approximately 1 foot tall, with red feathers, balding on the neck and back. Considered armed, dangerous, and in an extemely fowl mood.

At 9:05 am Troopers responded, to find suspect still in possession of the apartment. After a brief standoff, officers entered the apartment, and with a brief struggle were able to apprehend the suspect. She is being detained until further notice. One officer was treated for contusion and blunt force trauma to his hand and released. The egg was seized as evidence. Victim had moved in with a neighbor and was unavailable for an interview.

 

[Chocol8]

lol lol lol

these are hilarious!!!

 

[jojo54]

you guys are TOOO funny!

You have a way with words!

 

[cuckoo_orpington13]

Hannah Hamburg was reported missing last night. According to authorities, she was 8 inches tall and had a rosecomb.
Suspect is Roney Rooster, who quarreled with her that night over banana yogurt.
If found guilty, the suspect will trimmed, defatted, and deep fried.

 

[SmartyChick]

Quote:
I am against capitol punishment! I will be picketing for Rooney's rights in front of your house in the next 24 hours.