We had a little more to the Miss susie/Tiny Tim rhyme:
Miss Susie called the doctor, Miss Susie called the nurse, Miss Susie called the lady with the alligator purse .
In came the doctor, In came the nurse, In came the lady,
With the alligator purse
Mumps said the doctor, Measles said the nurse, Hiccups said the lady With the alligator purse
Miss Susie punched the doctor, Miss Susie kicked the nurse,
Miss Susie thanked the lady with the alligator purse
( Grew up in Philadelphia- maybe that's why we had a viloent ending to this one)
Fortune Teller, please tell me.
What's my sweetheart going to be:
Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief,
Doctor, lawyer, Indian Chief?
(Keep repeating until you miss. The one you miss on is what you'll marry. I seemed to always miss on Indian chief)
Lemon drops and sugar candy,
Both of these taste just dandy.
Best of all is cherry pop,
How many jumps before I stop?
One, two, three. .
Hello, hello, hello, sir.
Meet me at the grocer.
No, sir. Why, sir?
Because I have a cold, sir.
Where did you get the cold, sir?
At the North Pole, sir.
What were you doing there, sir?
Counting polar bears, sir.
How many did you count, sir?
One, two, three, four, five . . . .
There was another one about a teddy bear. Teddybear teddybear turn around, teddybear teddybear touch the ground. Thats all of it I can remember,though. Which is not too bad, considering it was some 30 plus years ago.
I'm getting old.
ETA: oops, person above me got the teddybear one.