Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[Malibu99]

lol.



Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
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Is it a bad thing that I kept scrolling down and up for about 5 minutes before getting it? XD

 

[JD4570]

Is it a bad thing that I kept scrolling down and up for about 5 minutes before getting it? XD

Wow, and I thought twenty seconds was bad!

 

[Bunnylady]

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were dangling over a cliff from a rope. The brunette realized the rope could only hold two of them, and gave a heartfelt speech about how she was going to save her friends' lives by sacrificing her own. When she finished, the blonde said, "that's the most moving thing I have ever heard," and she and the redhead began applauding.

 

[chickened]

Is it a bad thing that I kept scrolling down and up for about 5 minutes before getting it? XD

You blonde??

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I served to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

 

[kyla]

That must be one dumb blonde!!! You know what's really sad? When a blonde{like me

} knows more blonde jokes than red heads, burnettes, or any other color of hair you may have. I love the looks on peoples' faces when I tell them blonde jokes considering I'M a BLONDE!!!

 

[kyla]

Is it a bad thing that I kept scrolling down and up for about 5 minutes before getting it? XD

That makes you a blonde!! Even I got it when I first read it!!

 

[Toro]

lawl