Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[Bunnylady]

Do you know how to make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.




What's brown, red, black and blue?
A brunette who's been telling too many blonde jokes!

 

[kyla]

LOL!!

Thanks!!

Look at the first link in my siggy.

 

[Toro]

oh my god i think i just peed myself...

 

[Lunachick]

She was SO BLONDE.............

*she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

*she sold the car for gas money.

 

[ChickwitHumor3]

i love the third one lol!!!!

 

[ChickwitHumor3]

Game Show Host: what is the capitol of texas?
Blonde: T

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Two blondes went on a shopping spree. all of a sudden, it started pouring rain. One of the blondes said:
"oh, i need to go put the top down to the convertible!"
she ran outside to her car when all of the sudden she exclaimed:
"oh no! i've locked the keys inside the car! its gonna get soaked!"

 

[ChickwitHumor3]

She spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said - "concentrate"
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When she saw the sign for YMCA she said: "LOOK, those people have spelled MACY'S backwards!
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She put lipstick on her forehead cos her boyfriend told her to make up her mind.
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she tried to drown a fish.
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She got locked up in a super market and starved to death.
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it took her 2 hours to watch 6o minutes.

 

[JD4570]

A company of firefighters had come on duty after a night on the town and were quite inebriated. A half hour went by and they got a call and the alarm went off. They drove to the scene where a brunette, a red head and blonde were trapped on the roof.

As it turned out they forgot the ladder so they had to use the net. The brunette jumped, but the men were still gassed and they lowerd the net. The poor brunette hit with a thump in the grass but was only bruised.

The red head decided she wasn't going to jump but the firefighters begged her to saying that red was their favorite color. Seeing the flames getting closer she jumped, with the same result.

By this time the guys were starting to sober up and genuinely begged the blonde to jump, but she wouldn't. She said "I saw what you did to the brunette and the red head! No way I'm gonna be fooled. If you're serious about me jumping you'll put the net down on the sidewalk and back away from it." So they did.

 

[kyla]

oh my god i think i just peed myself...

Why? Because of the pic in my siggy?!

 

[ChickwitHumor3]

haha...i just read it