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[cavemanrich]

 

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[BullChick]

They are too corny to separate.

 

[BullChick]

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said:
"Dr. Geezer's Clinic.
Get your treatment for $500,
if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine,
thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh!! "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, - that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak - I can hardly see anything!!!!"

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr.. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.

 

[Member 441608]

 

[Jules929]

This is from a T-shirt:

 

[cavemanrich]

They repurpose almost as much as I do.

 

[SueZ 24]

 

[Gargoyle]