Closed gate!

[ranchhand]

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AME? What is AME?

African Methodist Episcopal

 

[NancyDz]

so you didnt talk to them deb? They'll come back if they think you werent home.. gotta make it clear you dont want to be bothered.

 

[debilorrah]

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No Nancy, I told them a closed gate means go away, so go away. Shut the door in their face.

Carri! You crack me up! Though it's a thought.......

 

[debilorrah]

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We have a sign on that same gate that says "Beware of Dogs - Yes more than one" with Yosemite Sam on it. I should say beware of goats!!!!!

 

[CoyoteMagic]

Nah, you need one that says

Tresspassers will be shot on sight.

Survivors will be shot again.

 

[WriterofWords]

Last weekend I had some local religeous folks at the front gate when I walked out, 6 ft. chain link with padlocks on until I open them for the day if I feel like it. One of the men yelled "Hi there! I was going to knock on your door but the gate is locked!" I yelled back "You're point is?" He laughed and said he wanted to introduce me to my saviour, I smiled and said I worship the Patron Saint of Poultry, go away. They looked at me oddly as I walked back into the house.

 

[country freedom]

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This is the only kind of sign I want on my property.

 

[ranchhand]

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Well let's see here - Debi owes me something like six keyboards, Kate now owes me three..............

When are all these keyboards going to show up?

Be sure to mark them OK to leave, because I don't open the door to anyone!

Patron Saint of Poultry?

 

[country freedom]

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Good answer!!

 

[MandyH]

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We don't have to bury ours, just throw them to the chickens.