If you have boy and girl twins it could be Hesa Booger and Shesa Booger.
I'm rolling here. They are both girls, but one wants to be a boy, so I guess she could be Hesa Booger.
I worked at the hospital and everyone was in awwwww when we read the name of this new little baby.... spelled SH*THEAD..... thank goodness they told me it was pronounced like Sha'tad. But, what in the world are the kids going to do to this poor baby when he starts school...... I already feel sorry for him.
I like my married name, better than my maiden one.
People always ask about being related to Chris Farley (heck, I don't even know who he is/was) but I find that incredibly funny because DH's grandfather actually changed the name from Nichols to Farley to hide from the law (he eventually got caught anyway) so we're "really supposed to be" Nichols (er, my in-laws are) and not even truely related to any Farleys.
For someone named Booger school would probably be a nightmare, but among older folks calling someone a booger is usually a form of endearment for a naughty-but-adorable kid. My grandma also used to have a naughty dog named Booger after he ran off down the road with some of her underwear. I think adults might just get over it, but poor kids.
my sister got married to a fish,lol. my kids call her one son guppy cause he's so little, her other is fish stick, can't remember my nieces. they all have names for my kid's too it's cute.
my neighber's last name is that w word, lol yeah they get teased in school just like their mom did when she went to school with us. we used to go to school with a family that had a boy named corderoy, and sisters satin and velvet and an april may showers too. my brother went to school with a eden staples too.
i'll never understand why parents do that to their kid's.