Contest: What is momma duck saying? Winners Post #89!!!!!

[LA~Poulet]

"Next time I'm reading the fine print on those fertility treatments"

"Last one to the pond is a rotten egg! Keep up the pace slowquacks!"

 

[WriterofWords]

These are all just wonderful! Thank you!

 

[monarc23]

1. I told you to stay away from the pointy plant get over here Blackie!
2. *Mama duck off to take a praternity test as Drake suspects other fathers*
3. And-ah one and-ah two and-ah three March. March. March. March.
4. Drake! oh Drake! Come get your kids! I'm going for a swim!
5. That good for nothing Drake, set on these eggs for 28 days they hatch, and now WHERE IS HE!?

 

[mrsengeseth]

1. Who exactly was it who coined the phrase "get your ducks in a row??"

2. wait, I hear the Ice Cream truck!

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[kezabel]

1. C'mon kids were going to Mcdonalds!!! who wants coke? Me, Me ,Me, Me, Me, Me, Me who wants Lemonade Me Me Me Me Me Me
Mum can I have frozen blue fanta? Mum "Geez theres always one!!"

2. Mum says to her self "If I run fast enough I wonder how many will keep up"

3.C'mon kids Dad is down the garage, I'm dropping you off there and going shopping. Keep Dad busy ok. I don't know when I'll be back.

4.QuICK, QUICK the chickens are coming!!!

5. 14 little ducks went out one day, over the hill and far away, mother duck said quack quack quack and all of the 14 little ducks came back, mother duck " Darn it, I was hoping only a few came back"

 

[Camelot Farms]

Wow...You all are making me regret helping out as Judge...this is going to be tough!

Keep 'em coming!!

 

[ChicknJ]

" who are all these children and why do they keep calling me mom?"


" Octomom's an amatuer, I'll show her"

" Single file children, all in row"

 

[Sallyschickens]

Quote:
CUTE!!!

Sometimes that is how I feel with my own daughter!

 

[WriterofWords]

No scaring away the judges!!! LOL these are great!

 

[Rainstorm]

Momma duck: "I DEMAND CHILD SUPPORT!!"


Momma duck: "Bobby you trip Jeffrey one more time and ill put you back in the brooder for a time out!"


Momma duck: "IM PUTTING DUCK POO UNDER THE PERSONS PILLOW WHO PUT THOSE EXTRA EGGS UNDER ME...!"


Momma duck: "DUCKLINGS!! 5 CENT EACH!! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!!"


Momma duck: "Curse that drake for knocking me up on cracked corn!!!"