Thanks, Snap. My clay should be here soon.

Maybe today? I'll take pictures.
Madhouse, it is. I've done a lot of hand-sculpting before and I'm pretty good at it at big pinchpots/vases and such. I've made polymer clay/sculpy miniature figurines for years - some quite complicated. And I've known a lot of people who've done fired ceramics over the years... But this is my first time on a wheel.
The wheel was pretty inexpensive - $185 including shipping for a 25cm(9.2in) wheel with a detachable splash pan for cleaning. I guess these tiny tabletop wheels have cropped up from china in just the last couple years and are really accessible ($140-200) compared to other learner wheels that start at $600-800. Reviews for this one say it'll throw up to 12lbs and with run without knocks throwing every day for a month without cleaning (though I'd clean more than that) so it's promising. So far it seems to run smooth, though the pedal is not corded, it's attached to the machine which makes operating it by foot almost impossible. It comes with a big joystick style handle you can use instead though and seems to transfer through its speed levels very smoothly