Coronavirus, Covid 19 Discussion and How It Has Affected Your Daily Life Chat Thread

[ChocolateMouse]

I mean, if people wanna paypal me $6+shipping (should be low) I'll send you a roll of Charmin Ultra Strong! It claims to be the equivalent of four regular rolls!

 

[Kelsykin]

I mean, if people wanna paypal me $6+shipping (should be low) I'll send you a roll of Charmin Ultra Strong! It claims to be the equivalent of four regular rolls!

So you gonna get those of us addicted to TP to buy from you.... Like our own private TP dealer. lol

 

[rosemarythyme]

So you gonna get those of us addicted to TP to buy from you.... Like our own private TP dealer. lol

Clearly the answer is to stop pooping and peeing...

 

[ChocolateMouse]

So you gonna get those of us addicted to TP to buy from you.... Like our own private TP dealer. lol

*leans in* Psst. Hey kid!
*glances around and opens up my trench coat*
Wanna buy some toilet paper?
*shows dozens of bulky rolls under my coat in individual slots* I got kirkland, your standard sort. Charmin for those hoity toities who like the fancy stuff. Even Scots if you're on a budget. Comon kid, what'll it be? I aint got all day.

 

[Kelsykin]

Clearly the answer is to stop pooping and peeing...

That means no more eating or drinking. I love food. I am 35 lbs overweight cause I love food. LOL

 

[Kelsykin]

*leans in* Psst. Hey kid!
*glances around and opens up my trench coat*
Wanna buy some toilet paper?
*shows dozens of bulky rolls under my coat in individual slots* I got kirkland, your standard sort. Charmin for those hoity toities who like the fancy stuff. Even Scots if you're on a budget. Comon kid, what'll it be? I aint got all day.

*Looks around gives the guy across the street the MOM stare
Two rolls of the good stuff.
*quickly hands over money, grabs two rolls and runs.


We are so not right in the head. lol

 

[Shadrach]

https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/13/coronavirus-pandemic-tale-3-leaders-trump-merkel-macron/

 

[CapricornFarm]

Clearly the answer is to stop pooping and peeing...

That would kill you in fairly short order.

 

[CapricornFarm]

That means no more eating or drinking. I love food. I am 35 lbs overweight cause I love food. LOL

Only 35 pounds? Got you beat, kiddo! And here I sit waiting for my favorite pizza which I have not had in years.

 

[IamRainey]

We bake our own bread here. It is times like this that I am so grateful I am allergic to soybeans. I am prepared to make bread, pasta, soups, and many other foods from scratch.

I am where one of those Costcos has a police presence now to deal with the crowds. Cooking has been great for my peace of mind. I start baking some bread and putting together a pot of soup and I feel like whatever comes along we'll deal with.

However I was going to make some yogurt tonight but can't get any milk....