I am dying laughing picturing this!!Yours MUST be related to mine! Hardest da** critter I've had to deal with yet.
They make wild bunnies and deer look like proper lawn decorations because at least those stay off the porch and decks.
I've gotten nearly all the ones that came over from the neighboring proprties bank, but I have one very wise, very wily, older female living under the back porch. Gives me the stink eye everytime I see her, then runs inder the porch edge and laughs her butt off at me.