Don't be silly ... According to the "Birds Are Fake" link, birds are just government surveillance drones. Ergo, snipes cannot be "real birds" as they are actually camera spy robots for the government. It also means that you have never been on or party to a "Snipe Hunt." Google that one and you'll understand why we're all chuckling over it. It's the outdoor version of sending someone to fetch a "left handed pipe wrench" or a box of "sailboat fuel."
Oh - and if anyone ever invites you to go on a snipe hunt with them, give them the Mr. Spock eyebrow and "pass" on the opportunity.