Corrupt a Wish

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Granted, but then they see the real world and dive back into the pages


I wish for a fish

 

[tinychicky]

granted... it's a shark!
i wish i weren't so bored right now...

 

[Tanichca]

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Granted... you get chased and eventually eaten by my pet dino-chickens!!!!!

I wish to get an A+ on my essay

 

[Kavaji]

Granted, but you will never get anything over a C ever again.

I wish that my German Shepherd wasn't so mean to people.

 

[BirdNut]

Granted, but now he pins them down and smothers them in slobbery kisses.

I wish dinner was ready.

 

[Gerbil]

It is but, guess what? Yes, a surprise menu change looks like you're having a heaping pile of chili-cheese covered, fried whole squirrel, hair and all! Oh yum, how I envy your dinner!

I wish I had another wish, so I could wish for yet another!

 

[duckluv]

Granted, but a lion came in and ate 'em all.

I wish this wish was a wish for a wish that was a wish for a wish for a fish.

 

[Lothiriel]

Granted, but the fish you wished for turns out to be a lemon tilapia fillet.

I wish... haha.. I wish I'd not quit that phone call earlier.

 

[awesomefowl]

Granted, but they turn evil and kill you!
EDIT: My wish: I wish I would win the Guernsey calf scholarship!

 

[Gerbil]

You win it but, it turns out it's for a Guernsey seacow, I hope you like water......

I wish my gerbil grew to massive proportions and I could ride him!