Here you go Skand. This was sent to my by one of my Mainer friends
Please feel free to share with your beloved hippie ^_^
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING
65 above zero:
>> Floridians turn on the heat.
>> People in Maine plant gardens.
>>
>> 60 above zero:
>> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>> People in Maine sunbathe.
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>> 50 above zero:
>> Italian & English cars won't start.
>> People in Maine drive with the windows down.
>>
>> 40 above zero:
>> Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
>> People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.
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>> 35 above zero:
>> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
>> People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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>> 20 above Zero:
>> People in Miami all die.
>> Mainers close the windows.
>>
>> Zero:
>> Californians fly away to Mexico .
>> People in Maine get out their winter coats.
>>
>> 10 below zero:
>> Hollywood disintegrates.
>> The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.
>>
>> 20 below zero:
>> Washington DC runs out of hot air.
>> People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.
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>> 30 below zero:
>> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>> Mainers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.
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>> 40 below zero:
>> ALL atomic motion stops.
>> People in Maine start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
>>
>> 50 below zero:
>> Hell freezes over.
>> Maine public schools will open 2 hours late
As for the faker, I am particularly upset by it also. I feel like I have been exploited. (Like everyone else) being pregnant, I needed the emotional roller coaster like I needed a hole in the head.
I have sooo much more that I would like to say on it, but I feel like saying more than I should.